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I do not open the emails.
So no, figuring out isn't exactly a problem I have.
Or that everything just looked weird down there.
My baby arrives home from school.
The Date I wasn't about to start taking selfies or photos of my date because that would just be creepy.
On the other hand, if I do decide to exact retribution at some point, it will now take me about ten minutes, from the information he has given me, to find out who he is and what his parents' home phone number is.