I quickly pulled it out and looked around to make sure nobody saw it, but the entire football team was laughing hysterically! Right as my crush walked by we crouched down, thinking he didn't see us, but then he turned the corner and came up to us and said, 'Wow, I only thought girls were like this when they were shopping for shoes! Your choices are to have your son think his father is a criminal pervert, or realize just how hot Mom was when she was 14 years old just like him! Emily Nagoski, author of and Director of Wellness at Smith College.
Tell her you will drive her there and even go in with her if that will make her feel better.
An edited transcript of the chat is below.